Sometimes, I get weak in my knees. And when I get weak in my knees, I fall head over heels, and every other really cheesy cliche. And sometimes I get swept off of my feet, and I have this thing where my heart, it skips a beat. And so I really just have one thing to say: What is medically wrong with me?
Grace Helbig to Chester See (Not Too Deep With Grace Helbig)

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My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

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